So I had a run in with a FedEx truck today. Or something. Here’s what really happened. I woke up with just enough throw on some yoga pants and get in my car to head over to CrossFit. You see, because its the end of the quarter, and my last walkthrough was from 5-8, my boss let me take the morning off. Perf. So anyways,
I’m driving down St. Charles Road, finally making a left on Main just barely a mile a way from the box…when I realized that little sleep, lack of hydration and caffeine, a blackberry, and poor depth perception do not make a good combo when trying to illegally get around a giant FedEx truck to get into the turning lane. Yep. Side swipe. Absolutely 100% my bad.
And I literally JUST got off the phone with my sister and she was telling me how she should’ve gone around some truck instead of sitting through three lights… I mean, I’m just saying, I was trying to learn from her mistakes.
So the guy is shaking his fist at me. He’s so mad. He’s swearing at me in Spanish. And we both pull in to the 711. I get out to assess the damage (or lack there of) and after about a minute I’m like “Alright bro lets roll. No harm done, sorry about my lack of patience. Peace” but no, he starts freaking out about the dirt I got on his car and so I sta
rt wiping it off, he says leave it because the police need to see it. WHAT?! Are you kidding me?! Oh no I’m 100% for real here. So here I am BAWLING like a big baby. Freaking out that he’s going to call it in as a claim (did i mention I backed into a Saab last month?) and that the little bit of black dirt on his truck was going to turn into a huge fiasco. He’s on the phone with the cops and I’m crying my eyes up rubbing the dirt with my sock. Oh yea. No joke.
I finally just get in my car and look at my Blackberry, which has blown up at this point, with like 10 emails, seriously right now? And I’m looking at the clock and my heart is racing because I know I’m missing the WOD, and the fact that I didn’t go yesterday.. Is this my payback for taking an offday? And the only other thing I could think about besides the fact that I was missing the WOD was that I really wanted a Big Gulp of Diet Coke and if 711 sold Mr. Clean Magic Erasers, and if I was even allowed to go inside? I decided to just stay put, I had already gotten myself into enough trouble.
Blah blah blah. Police come. File the report. He doesn’t get my insurance info because he knows there isn’t damage. He just needed the damn report for work. Ya I get it, I was being irrational. The cops tell me to “relax” because I’m pretty much hyperventilating and let me go. So its 9:40 and I’m still determined to get my work out in. I did not come all this way and go through all this nonsense for nothing.
So I get to the box and everyones finishing up, Dustin is writing times on the board, and I walk up to him looking like that girl and he just looks horrified and says “Are you okay?” I give him the short and he’s like.. “OMG don’t ever do that again. You know we’re only joking when we say if your late you have to do burpees!” Well damn. So, he’s awesome and he lets me stay and do the WOD:
For time:
30 ring rows
10 push ups
20 ring rows
20 push ups
10 ring rows
30 push ups
My arms are burning jelly when I’m done, in 10:08, and I decided it was a good time to push press. I mean, just the bar, 3x. It was fine.
I got back to my car (you know the one with zero damage) and tried to lift my arms and realized how tough of a workout I just had.
The day gets better! I missed my train and had to drive to the loop. PTL I didn’t have to pay for parking at the Fairmont Millenium Park OR at the Office because Julie validated me. Win. Left the office around 8:30PM and hit the drive through of Rock and Roll McDonalds where I proceded to order a piece of grilled chicken and a Diet Coke. Oh ya, I was that girl. And no Diet Coke is not Paleo but it the only vice I refuse to part with. It could be worse. It could be mac and cheese, or cupcakes. Just saying.